Corrupt-A-Wish

Basically, when someone makes a wish, you just corrupt it and make your own wish.

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Ex.) I wish for a puppy.

Wish granted, but it had rabies, bit you, and killed you.

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It keeps going in a cycle, once you corrupt it, make a wish of your own. I'll start it.

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I wish to own a '55 Chevy.

Wish granted but the radio set on fire and burned the interior and blew up the gasoline making the car explode.
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I wish that i had a pool of Jello.

wish granted but the jello was possessed and attacked you suffocating you with its greenness


i wish i had another wish

Wish granted, but that wish you grant for will attack you and kill you and stab your heart.

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I wish my wish could not be corrupted ...

wish granted, but everyone then gets bored and the universe imploded.


I wish for something

Wish granted but something you wish will explode and kill you with one touch X3.

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I wish for my favourite brand of chips; Lays.

wish granted, but the bag of chips was empty.
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I wish to have my drivers license.

Wish granted but your liscense didn't have your ID so you couldn't use it.
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I wish the bag was full.

Wish granted, but there was a bomb inside and when you opened it, then bag exploded, so you never got any chips.
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I wish to be immortal.

Wish granted, but when you feel your pain, you will suffer, but not be killed. It will hurt BAD!
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I wish I was immortal and this wiah could not be destroyed.

wish granted, but you live forever, until the Apocolypse comes and you live through that with a new eternal pain, so now when the earth explodes, you get shot into space and just float there forever.
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I wish to be somewhere over the rainbow.

Wiah granted, but the rainbow raises so high into space, you suffocate.
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I wish I could be a famous singer.

wish granted, but you can't go one day without the paparatzy (i have no clue how to spell it.) taking a picture of you in your in the bathtub. which that comes out to be no alone time.
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I wish to have a pet squirrel.

Wiah granted but the squirrel goes crazy and you go along with it and it hurts your brain.
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I wish I could fly high in the sky like a birdy !!!

((It was squirrel by the way.))

Wish granted, but you fall from an altitude of 5,000 ft.
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I wish for a wish.

((Oh sorry, I thought it said monkey, I'll edit that.))

Wish granted but you'll have to be cursed to have your next wish.

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I wish for a pair of love birds.

Wish granted, but they turn into hate birds.
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I wish to be cursed for this wish only.

Wish granted but you get cursed badly and you kill yourself.
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I wish my neighbour wasn't gay ...

((He likes my brother ... ))

((Akward...))
wish granted, but he then likes you instead of your brother and you get annoyed by it because he follows you everywhere like a stalker.
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I wish I could talk and breath underwater.

(( I know ... ))

Wish granted but the fish and bacteria will get stuck to your lungs.
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I wish I could use a forcefield.

wish granted, but it wears off and you get injured.
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I wish to be a real shinobi in real life.

wish granted you become a shinobi in real life but a weak one and everyone else does to and kill you about 100 times over

I wish i could be the best swimmer ever

Wish granted but you get cocky and swim at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean and drown.

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I wish i had my own swimming pool.

wish granted, but there was no water in it.
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I wish to go to the Olympics at swimming.

Wish granted but your skill didnt change and you were humiliatedd on world wide television

I wish i was the best at everything